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amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

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David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas (via cibachrome)

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Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.
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organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

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fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming, via nutellasauceling15)

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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snorlaxatives:

important spooky countdowns

  • 47 days until american horror story freakshow
  • 51 days until season 5 of the walking dead
  • 69 days until halloween

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boop

0:Height
1:Virgin?
2:Shoe size
3:Do you smoke?
4:Do you drink?
5:Do you take drugs?
6:Age you get mistaken for
7:Have tattoos?
8:Want any tattoos?
9:Got any piercings?
10:Want any piercings?
11:Best friend?
12:Relationship status
13:Biggest turn ons
14:Biggest turn offs
15:Favorite movie
16:I’ll love you if
17:Someone you miss
18:Most traumatic experience
19:A fact about your personality
20:What I hate most about myself
21:What I love most about myself
22:What I want to be when I get older
23:My relationship with my sibling(s)
24:My relationship with my parent(s)
25:My idea of a perfect date
26:My biggest pet peeves
27:A description of the girl/boy I like
28:A description of the person I dislike the most
29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30:What I hate the most about work/school
31:What your last text message says
32:What words upset me the most
33:What words make me feel the best about myself
34:What I find attractive in women
35:What I find attractive in men
36:Where I would like to live
37:One of my insecurities
38:My childhood career choice
39:My favorite ice cream flavor
40:Who wish I could be
41:Where I want to be right now
42:The last thing I ate
43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44:A random fact about anything
45. Selfie
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me:*does nothing*
me:wow im so tired
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